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Frequently Asked Questions

Answers about our upcoming launch. Have another question? Reach out on the Contact page.

Is the store open yet?

Not yet! DeadSeriousNutrition.com is currently under construction. This site is a preview of our upcoming catalog and pages. Sign up on the homepage to be notified the moment we launch.

Can I place an order right now?

Not yet. Online ordering will open when the full store launches. In the meantime you can browse the product previews and join our notify list.

Where will you ship?

We're planning to ship across the United States at launch, with international shipping to follow. Details will be posted on our Shipping & Returns page once finalized.

Are your products third-party tested?

Yes — every batch is planned to go through independent lab testing for label accuracy and banned substances before it ships.

How can I contact you before launch?

Head over to the Contact page and send us a message, or email hello@deadseriousnutrition.com directly.

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